Именем Уве Болла, призываем тебя, Странник, приди!
Именем Уве Болла, призываем тебя, Странник, приди!
Согласно бытовавшим на рубеже XIX-XX веков байкам американских лесорубов, причудливый маленький зверь, похожий на таксу с ногами дятла, перемещающийся по стволам деревьев подобно гусенице:
In the damp forests of the Pacific coast and eastward as far as the Saint Joe River, in north Idaho, ranges a quaint little beast, known among loggers as the wapaloosie. It is about the size of a sausage dog, but is not even distantly related to the canine family. The wapaloosie, according to lumber jacks, lives upon shelf fungus or conchs exclusively, and he is able to get them with ease, no matter if they are growing on the tip top of a hundred-foot dead tree. It is a pleasure for one of these animals to climb, for he has feet and toes like those of a woodpecker, and he humps himself along like a measuring worm. Even his tail is spiked at the tip and aids him as he mounts the lofty firs in quest of food.
One of the most peculiar features of the animal was discovered only recently. A lumber jack in one of the camps on the Humptulips River, Washington, shot a wapaloosie, and upon examining its velvety coat decided that it would make an attractive and serviceable pair of mittens, which he proceeded to make. The hide was tanned thoroughly and the mittens made with care, fur side out, and as the lumber jack went to work he exhibited them with pride. Imagine his surprise upon talking hold of an ax to find that the mittens immediately worked their way up and off the handle. It was the same with whatever he took hold of, and, finding that he could not use the mittens, they were left in a skid road, and were last seen working their way over logs and litter across the slashing.
"Fearsome Creatures of the Lumberwoods" by William Cox (452: p.25)
Во влажных лесах атлантического побережья и к востоку от них вплоть до реки Святого Джо в северном Айдахо обитает причудливый маленький зверь, известный лесорубам как вапалузи. Хотя размером он и с таксу, но семейству собачьих не родственен даже отдаленно. По словам дровосеков, вапалузи питается исключительно древесными грибами и чагой и способен с легкостью добывать их, пускай они даже растут на вершине стофутового мертвого дерева. Взбираться по стволу для такого животного — сущее удовольствие, потому что лапы и когти у него как у дятла, а ползет он, складываясь, как гусеница. Даже хвост его заострен на конце, чтоб проще было взбираться в поисках еды на самые высокие ели.
Совсем недавно была обнаружена одна из наиболее странных особенностей этого животного. Один лесоруб в лагере на Гумптулипсе, штат Вашингтон, застрелил вапалузи и, осмотрев внимательно его бархатистую шкурку, решил сделать из нее пару красивых полезных рукавиц. Он тщательно выдубил шкуру, аккуратно изготовил рукавицы мехом наружу, и, выйдя на работу, с гордостью их всем демонстрировал. Вообразите его удивление, когда, схватившись за топор, он обнаружил, что рукавицы немедленно направились вверх и спрыгнули с топорища. И за что бы он таким образом ни хватался, везде было то же самое. Поняв, что своими варежками он пользоваться не сможет, он выкинул их на свалку. Последний раз их видели пробирающимися через бревна и мусор на вырубке.
Уильям Коск "Жуткие создания промысловых лесов". Перевод Антона Ботева (*)
According to the tales of first american lumberjacks, the wapaloosie is a quaint little beast like sausage dog with a woodpecker's feet, moving about the tree trunks like a measuring worm:
In the damp forests of the Pacific coast and eastward as far as the Saint Joe River, in north Idaho, ranges a quaint little beast, known among loggers as the wapaloosie. It is about the size of a sausage dog, but is not even distantly related to the canine family. The wapaloosie, according to lumber jacks, lives upon shelf fungus or conchs exclusively, and he is able to get them with ease, no matter if they are growing on the tip top of a hundred-foot dead tree. It is a pleasure for one of these animals to climb, for he has feet and toes like those of a woodpecker, and he humps himself along like a measuring worm. Even his tail is spiked at the tip and aids him as he mounts the lofty firs in quest of food.
One of the most peculiar features of the animal was discovered only recently. A lumber jack in one of the camps on the Humptulips River, Washington, shot a wapaloosie, and upon examining its velvety coat decided that it would make an attractive and serviceable pair of mittens, which he proceeded to make. The hide was tanned thoroughly and the mittens made with care, fur side out, and as the lumber jack went to work he exhibited them with pride. Imagine his surprise upon talking hold of an ax to find that the mittens immediately worked their way up and off the handle. It was the same with whatever he took hold of, and, finding that he could not use the mittens, they were left in a skid road, and were last seen working their way over logs and litter across the slashing.
"Fearsome Creatures of the Lumberwoods" by William Cox (452: p.25)
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